sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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