I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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