nut hugger
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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