you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
