she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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