I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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