google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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