Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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