i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something