i would punch a child for taco bell
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Randomize