I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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