Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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