Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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