I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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