hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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