I could have mohawked her pubes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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