There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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