Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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