You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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