Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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