question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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