they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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