i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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