I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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