do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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