She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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