hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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