I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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