I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
