Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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