He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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