He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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