Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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