R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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