Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
