nut hugger
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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