Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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