last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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