I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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