i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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