What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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