What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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