i think i have herpe
just one?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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