Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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