Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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