Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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