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Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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