You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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