I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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