I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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