He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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