I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
