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I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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